Dave 2.0

"How about I fix up your digs?" You snap your fingers. Dave's apartment is now furnished with leather furniture, antique end and coffee tables, crystal lamps, and other fine furnishings.

"Damn, thanks!" says Dave.

"Oh, and no one can break in here. If anyone tries, he wets himself and his balls feel like someone kicked him in the crotch with steel-toed boots. Your kitchen will always be full of your favorite foods and beverages, and you have a new wardrobe full of really nice threads. Your Hyundai has been replaced with a classic mustang convertible, and the same anti-theft curse is on it."

"How can I ever than you?"

"Don't sweat it, dude. You're my best friend. You've been with me through thick and thin. Anything else you'd like?"

"Seriously?"

"Yeah, you want a new body?"

Dave thought. "Nah, but I tell you what I would like."

"Your wish is my command."

"I wish I was in perfect health."

"Dude, I'm not a genie, but..." you snap your fingers. "Sure you don't want body upgrades?"

"No, I want to remain the way I look because...well,"

"What?"

"Can you do this: if I see a woman I find attractive, but she does not find me attractive, can she have a pink aura that only we can see?"

"Sure. Done."

"And I want to know if anyone lies to me."

"Done."

"See, this way I can tell if a woman finds me attractive the way I am, and if I hit on a woman who does not find me attractive, I can tell if she's lying to me, or I can tell if she's a gold digger."

"Makes sense, and if she is?"

"Hmm, I wish any woman who doesn't find me attractive and/or lies to me must obey me, and obeying me makes her horny."

"Excellent! Consider it done!"

"I wish there was a way I could thank you," said Dave.

"As I said, don't worry about it, and with my new power, there's really nothing you can give me I can't give myself. So, what do you want to do?"

"Hmmm, let's cruise for chicks!"

Several minutes later, Dave is wearing his new expensive threads, and you two are riding in his cherry red classic Mustang.