Compliance officer calls you in.

One of your female officers went under cover at Miss Breckenridge's Charm School just outside of town. Friday afternoon you receive a call to come down to inspect the charm school at her behest. You arrive to see 10 students one being your sister, and Mrs. Breckenridge. She was in her early 40's wearing an expensive jumpsuit with matching kitten heels. She sat in a training chair with her leg across her knee. One girl was wearing worn baggy pajamas and pink bunny slippers that had turned brown. Your sister was in her hobble dress standing in a corner facing the other students. The officer was in a plain simple A line dress, light make up and kitten heels. One woman was wearing a bikini covered in tattoos and sleeping in her chair. The rest was an assortment of women dressed inappropriately. Mrs. Breckenridge sat there teaching them how to pass an inspection, and other loopholes.

You listen quietly in the background. Then Mrs. Breckenridge looks up at you. "Female body inspector," you shout. Suddenly everyone bolts into action. They all look like they are about to flee to the four winds. When the compliance officers emerge blocking the exits.

"Stay where you are," commands your undercover cop.

"We'll start the inspection with you," John states pointing directly at Mrs. Breckenridge. Complete shock fills her.

"How there isn't a female body inspector in this county," she snaps?!

"There is as of three days ago," I replied. "I charge you with breaking the Female body inspector act 1955 doctoring or teaching of doctoring scores. I charge you with failure to maintain the minimum standards of the Female Body Charm teaching act of 1952. Now strip your inspection begins now," you demand. In front of her students. Afterward every student was inspected. Only two passed basic compliance.

Mrs. Breckenridge was arrested, and her status was demoted to forniphlia/ female rack. She was given the march of shame, and the new blasted her over the media. Later she was sentenced of three felony charges and sentenced to 15 years in a federal penitentiary. A compliance check revealed a snapshot of her as a soap tray and towel rack in the women's shower.

The pajama woman was demoted to ward of her own son. The lady in tattoos was arrested for indecent exposure, and demoted to gloryhole. After a expensive tattoo removal. She was assigned to a glory box on fifth and main. It appears to be a popular box bringing in a steady revenue. The rest were demoted accordingly and went in the march of shame. The charm school premises was searched and numerous infractions were discovered. The school was closed, and the Mrs. Chin charm school was the only one in the county with the proper license.