Close the window

You decide to close the window, and so carefully pad across the room to where an icy breeze was beginning to enter the room. Good job I'm here, you think, a girl could catch a nasty cold from sleeping in this kind of temperature. You grasp the window firmly and try to pull it shut, however it doesn't even seem to budge. Glancing behind you to check if your friend had heard anything (still sleeping like a baby) you take a deep breath and start a second attempt. You really didn't want to fuck an icicle tonight, and if you didn't get this window closed that might very well be a possibility. Another harsh breeze gusts into the room and you begin to feel glad that you were still wearing you clothes when you started.

Suddenly, the window slams shut, and the shock reverberates around the house. Shit! You stumble backwards but find you can't travel far - your shirts got stuck in the window. Gritting your teeth, you glance back at the bed. She doesn't seem to have heard. You think this through, and decide it's a good omen - if she didn't wake up for THAT she certainly wasn't gonna wake up for anything you could do to her. There was still the matter of your being stuck in the window of course...But that was easy enough to solve. You slip out of your shirt, and then the rest of your clothes, leaving them attached to the house wherever necessary. Not very elegant, but you'll sort that out later - after having your fun!