Christmas travels with Santa

A little know fact about Santa is that he always takes a couple of elves along with him on his yearly Christmas Eve romp around the world delivering toys and goodies to the good little boys and girls. His helper elves shuttle bags of goodies from the sled and keep track of deliveries and the “naughty and nice” lists. Once I had the goods on Santa, I “convinced” him that he should take me along on the Christmas ride – not to work, but to “scout out thing.” I figured that I’d find lots of opportunities to play the wicked elf in the course of the night.

Now remember, Santa uses fairy magic on Christmas Eve, so time does stand still. He’s on a tight schedule, so he can’t be starting and stopping time constantly. After the fist year of traveling with Santa, I decided that his schedule and the other helper elves were cramping my style. So I followed Santa in the mini-sled we use during the year for scouting. This arrangement let me fly with Santa when I wanted, but it gave me the freedom to do my own thing when the urge hit me.

The first year I flew on my own was most memorable. By the time I got back to the North Pole with Santa I had planted my hard pole in over 100 different naughty girls around the world. I had also gotten even more dirt on the big man. Santa may be a great figure, loved by children everywhere, but there are more than a few hotties who love Santa in a whole different way.