Christ, what's this crazy hoe going to do?

You don’t encourage Alexis, but she doesn’t need any. She shakes her huge surgically pumped **** bait tits at the underage boys in the car next to you at the red light.

Alexis playfully teases the boys by sticking out her tongue and posing, her schoolgirl micro skirt costume nearly falling off her while she puts herself on display for these young dudes.

"Bet your under-developed little girlfriends ain’t got anything like these!" Alexis cackles evilly as she gets back in the front seat and the light turns green.

You notice that other cars that were stopped are looking at you with marked disapproval, and an older lady in the passenger seat of one of the cars is on the phone… You don’t think it’s a police call right?

"Where is that bottle?" Alexis asks you, getting you to hand her the flask of liquor yet again.