Cheers! drink up!

You cheers Mimi, spilling even more of her drink on the hapless little fellow. Mimi's smiling is dazzling, and she flicks her long black hair back as she takes a deep sip of her orange juice and vodka.

You respond in kind, drinking a good amount of your beer in one guzzle. Licking your lips, you wonder if...

"So, tell me about yourself!" Mimi wants to know a little more about you. Well, you've got to oblige.

You detach from the bar, leaving the rabble to clamour for their liquid gatekeepers. Finding a space in the Delta Delta main hall to talk, you tell her a little about yourself.

She sips her drink, a good listener, adding a funny comment or insightful question every cow and again. Mimis black eyes sparkle and she is looking really good man. You realise she asked u a question and you didnt ansuuer so shes like lookin kinda like confused at you but oh man shes reeelly pretty and...

"Sho, I was- uh. I was- I wuz shellin' to this- uh- this uh, thish dude out 'n the hillsshh 'n..." Woah. What is going on?

"Ummm... are you okay?" Mimi's face swims in front of you a little bit, but then you get a moment of clarity, along with a swift, sudden sinking sensation in the pit of your stomach.

"Yeah, why?" the lights r bright 'n shit too it seemz

"You're spilling your beer all over the place!"

Lookin' down, u notis that Mimi'z right. And there's that feeling in your stomach again... The cup of beer is at an angle and most of its contents are all over your leg. Funny, you don't feel anything wet. You just feel kinda...

"Ghkk," you almost blow chunks all over Mimi. Standing back, she drops her drink to the floor and cries as you lurch forward, barely managing to throw up onto the floor where she was just standing.

Oh fuck. You've been ****. Goddamn it, those frat brothers must have put something in your beer... Maybe you shouldn't have taunted them?

"Oh, man, hey are you okay!" Mimi is still there, taking care of you. It's a little embarrassing, but you are certainly glad for her as she helps you to a bathroom.

You make sick for almost a straight 30 minutes. Mimi checks on you at first, bringing you water. However, by the time you leave the bathroom on your own power, she's nowhere to be found.

You got duped. What're you going to do now?