Checking out the board

Deciding that she wasn't really up to sweet-talking anyone today Tia took what seemed the easiest of options and went over to the notice boards. The location of it was just inside a set of glass doors, and was fairly central to the building. An administrative office was office to one side, some faculty rooms to another, and some student offices nearby as well.

Tia's roaming eyes stopped exploring as she approached the board, and she stared with amazement at how many notices were on the board. A brief investigation showed that they went back years, with most of them barely attached by their pins. Instead people had taken to using a stapler to attach their notes.

Tia browsed the boards, moving high and low, rapt with amazement at the number of things being advertised. 'Lost condom. Used. Please return,' said one, which made her both laugh and wrinkle her nose. She had half a mind to call the number just to see what the guy would say.

'Product testing for sexual repression', another read. Tia paused as it occurred to her how much time she spent fantasizing about sex instead of studying. She noted the location, missing the 'ignite your sexuality!' part that was covered by another page.

'Talent wanted,' another read, though it didn't bother mentioning what talent, other than 'GIRLS preferred'. Tia hadn't considered herself particularly talented, but it wouldn't hurt to see what they meant by talent. Maybe it was one of those situations where they'd provide the training.

'Help science while having fun. Condom research,' a page read, making her stop dead, perched on her tippy-toes. Seriously? People researched condoms? Did they have people bring used condoms in for analysis or something?

"Ooh, a rave," she muttered, noting a hidden page. She'd heard things about them but her hometown had never had any. It could be fun to attend one, she thought.

Her eyes roamed over the rest of the board, noting various other advertisements for local businesses, social clubs, study clubs, warnings, informational postings, and various posters for lost pets that residents weren't supposed to have in their rooms in the first place. A lost kitten had her particularly upset before she moved on to other postings.