Check the Balcony

You walk out onto the balcony. You realize from the view that you appear to be in some kind of colonial style mansion. It’s a solid wood building painted white. Expansive and ornate columns frame a decadent balcony that seems to overlook the backyard of a massive property.

You glance out into that expansive backyard. To the right, there is a massive rose garden that stretches up to a large green hedge maze. There seems to be a gardener working on the rose garden, trimming off a large bouquet of roses. He appears to be of Latin descent, wearing common gardening clothing. You can’t really get a good look at him from this distance, but he looks busy.

You hear a splash and look to your left. There is a massive swimming pool. It is surrounded by lush greenery and rock platforms, giving it a natural and wild look. An artificial waterfall cascades down several levels of rocks before falling into the pool.

You realize that there is a person swimming in the pool. A man pulls himself out of the pool, his body dripping with water. It takes you a second to realize that he is naked, and you’re staring at his butt, completely free of tan lines. The man glances up and notices you. He winks, then leaps back into the pool making a splash, completely unconcerned with his nudity.

You look away in embarrassment, noticing a wooden terrace with thick climbing vines that reach all the way up to your story. You need to find out what is going on, but the mansion looks to be maze-like and humongous. You have no idea how to get to the first floor, let alone the backyard. However, maybe you could climb down those vines. The gardener looks busy, but do you really want to talk to some bold naked guy?