Check out the coffee shop

On the corner of the street rests a quaint coffee shop. The patrons inside are enjoying their cups, a few of them sneering at the sight of your {if Ropa = 5} weird getup{elseif Ropa < 3}tits {else if Ropa = 3} butt.{endif}. You shift in discomfort, your ordeal is not getting any easier.

You are at the door, wistfully staring at the “Help wanted” sign. Maybe with some money, you could buy {if Ropa < 5} clothes {elseif Ropa > 4} what you need to get back at Sabrina{endif}? Or at least a pair of slippers, you are tired of running everywhere barefoot…

“Can we help you, miss?” The head barista walks out of the store to greet you. He is a tall man looking down on you from behind his crooked nose.

“Yes, I want help. I mean, the job. I need money!” you point at the sign.

The man inspects you from top to bottom with his eyes. His disapproval is palpable. Why does everyone look at you like that? “Hmmmm, why not? We are in **** need of extra hands. Very well, where is your resume?”

“I-I don´t have it-t on me.”

“Evidently. Here, write your contact information on this paper.” He hands you a paper, and you comply.

“Done. Can I start working now? …and can I get a uniform?”

“Ha, no. That´s not how this works. We´ll get in touch in the following week to coordinate your first interview with HR.”

“But I need money right now!”

“Don’t we all? See you around, girl.” He slams the door in your face. Well, that didn´t go as planned, how are you going to make money?

“Pst, hey you.” You look to your right. A woman is wearing the uniform of the coffee shop and dragging a cardboard sign. Her pretty face has freckles, but otherwise, there isn´t a blemish on her pale skin. Her brown hair is bedraggled and fuzzy. “I heard you want some dough?”

“Yes?”

“Great. I´ll pay you if you replace me for a while. Are you game?”

“Replace you at what?”

“See this sign?” You do, it reads “Only today, 2x1 lattes.” Huh, you could go for the promotion, if only you had cash… “All you got to do is stand here and spin it a bit, easy peasy.”

“Then why do you need help?” you ask. It´s a bit suspicious.

“I´ve been standing here since the crack of dawn. My arms are sore, I got blisters on my fingers, and I can´t feel my legs anymore. I want a break, just enough time to grab a drink and rest my feet. Come on, it´s super easy. What do you say?”

{if Ropa > 4} It does sound easy and were you dressed in normal clothes, it would be quite the deal. But standing there in the open, and trying to attract attention? You still feel a tad self-conscious about it, you are wearing little more than a swimsuit.

{elseif Ropa < 5} Standing there on the corner and flaunting your body to every car that passes by? Yikes. It´s not like the sign covers much of anything. You don’t want to attract more attention! If you had it your way, you would be burrowing down the bowels of the Earth!{endif} Do you dare to sacrifice your dignity for an unspecified amount of cash?