Check Your Stats First

You go back to your stats and realize that when you changed your sexual orientation, it also automatically made another change to your life - who you're dating:

• Sex: Male
• General Body Type: Average
• Sexual Orientation: Homosexual
• Sexual Appeal: 5/10
• Sex Organ Size: 5.75 inches long, 5 inches girth
• Current Intimacy Partner: Chris Harrison
• Satisfaction With Life: 7/10

Chris was a guy you knew back in college. At the time, there were rumors that he was gay. You suppose that this confirms that, if you're dating him. You wonder what other things about your life would change if you change just one of your stats again.