Check Out the Creepy Old Graveyard

The Gold Springs Cemetery was creepy enough on a usual night. Rumors had it the old plot was haunted by the spirits of dead gunslingers, rising from their graves under the cover of moonlight to rob unsuspecting tomb raiders of their ill-gotten riches. Texas wasn't on the lookout for ghosts, however - she had her sights set on criminals. From the sounds of it, she had found one.

The Sheriff ducked behind a large tombstone as Roxxie Roo's down-under drawl graced the graveyard. The oversized marsupial didn't seem to be in the best of moods.

"What kinda two-bit, whiskey-drinkin’, cactus-huggin’, sons-of-varmint graverobbers ARE YOU?!” She shouted over a cornucopia of wet splattering noises and muffled grunts. “I give you one lousy job, one stupid ancient tomb to stick up, and you RATTLESNAKE BRAINS robbed the EMPTY PLOTS?! "

It didn’t sound like Roxxie was the kidnapper on the loose, but a crime was still a crime. Tex unholstered her six shooter with a stylish flick of the wrist. She was about to shut down this little grave robbing operation for good.