Charlie

It's one of your friends Charlie. You answer it, still lying in bed.

'Hey fuckface, you coming to meet me and Ryan or what?'

You'd totally forgotten you were meant to be meeting them today.

'Sorry man, slept in' you reply as you jump out of bed and try to find some clothes.

As you're searching around in the room, still talking to Charlie on the phone you notice a woman in one of your mum's bright pink bikinis heading towards the pool in the back garden.

It takes a moment to realise the woman is your gran. Geez that thing barely covers anything you mutter.

'What!?'

You suddenly hear on the phone.

'Err nothing'

'Watching porn mate?' Charlie laughs

You can't help but watch your shapely gran lie down on the lounger by the pool. Those tits are huge you think.