Characters:

In "real" life:

All five turned 18 this year and are in their junior year of high school.

Crystal Togo: Japanese-American nerdy high school girl, penchant for electronics.

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Jenna: Girly girl romantic high school girl, picky but looking for love.

Catherine: Says she's the slut of the group but is evasive of any hard details.

Evaline: Straight A+ student with lofty goals and a drive to achieve them.

Dahlia: Innocent, devout, and very naive about the ways of the world.

Anita Mandelay (That's me, Crystal) Class: Enigma

Strengths: Willpower, Domination, Mystery, Breasts, York Hunt

Weaknesses: Lust, York Hunt

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Dixie Rect (Ok, that was Jenna) Class: Femme Fatale

Strengths: Mixed Martial Arts, Weapons Training, Contacts, Stamina, Local Briefing

Weaknesses: Drama

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Helda Dick (Catherine) Class: Mechanic

Strengths: Strength, Mechanical Knowledge, Relatability, Durability

Weaknesses: Figure, Temper

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Holly Fuk (Evaline) Class: Painted Woman

Strengths: Languages, Sensuality, Flexibility, Breasts, Stamina

Weaknesses: Lust, Bonding

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Stella Virgin (Dahlia) Class: Girl Next Door

Strengths: Innocence, Youth, Face, Adventurous, Fertile

Weaknesses: Domination, Virginity

They all quietly read over their character stats for a few minutes:

"This is some goddamn Bullshit."

"Careful Cat, it says one of your weaknesses is your temper."

"It says the other one is my FIGURE! What Assholes!"

"I think what it means by that is how you're not preternaturally endowed like Crystal or Evaline."

"Then why doesn't it list that as one of your weaknesses, miss 'Femme Fatale'?!"

Jenna looked down at herself, then back at Catherine, raising her eyebrow.

"Fuck you. Figures that your weakness is drama."

"What exactly do they mean by 'Painted Woman'? And how is bonding a weakness?"

"Don't look at me, I'm an 'Enigma'. Apparently we're both slutty too."

"Lust doesn't equal Slut."

"When it's a weakness it does. At least I have Willpower I guess."

"How is Mystery one of your strengths?"

"I don't know..."

"...wow. Clever. Really."

"Virginity isn't a weakness!"

"Dahl... I hate to break it to you but despite all the good clean fun we've been having, this is still a sex game."

"Oh. Ooh... man.... Why do I have to be Adventurous? Wait, Fertile?! That's a thing that can happen?!"

"I think it's sweet that your son is one of your strengths and your weaknesses."

"Coming from a Femme Fatale, I'm a little concerned."

"Ha ha, very funny. Wonder how that works? Do you feel any kind of motherly love for him?"

"Um... yeah. A little bit of... motherly something. I guess. (cough)"