Chapter 7: Disastrous Date Night

Lying in my bed I cannot believe what has just happened.

Nick and I... Had sex.

And not just any sex, but headboard pounding, wall shaking, house filled with moaning sex.

Upstairs, Toilet Paper Tits is bawling her little eyes out...

It wasn't supposed to go this way, it just did. I had no idea just how **** Nick was to get laid. I guess me walking out to get a glass of water wearing just a black lace thong and a sheer robe tipped the scales.

Nothing more than a handful was all it took after all. I guess having big boobs is great, but if you never show them off what good are they? Guys want the real thing... Not a big bra full of promises only to be consistently let down.

Still sore after 2 hours of Nick's hog pounding me into oblivion, I turn on the TV to see that Victoria is still sobbing in her bedroom. The pile of TP growing into a mountain beside her. Miraculously her massive bra is still full as she digs into it for the upteenth time and pulls out a little bit more to wipe her eyes and blow her nose. Flicking it off, I roll onto my back and tuck my hands behind my head grinning like a Cheshire Cat. Finally, I got one over on Fake Boobs Vicki! I guess the hands-off approach wasn't what her boyfriend wanted after all. As I close my eyes, the memories of this wonderful night fill the void in my imagination...

A few hours ago:

"Okay. Everything is done and Nick is going to be here in less than a half an hour. Give me my real boobs and butt back." Vicki states.

Looking up from my phone, I am sitting in my usual spot on the couch. Standing before me proudly with a hand held out and grinning knowingly is Victoria. Staring at her for a good thirty seconds, I still haven't forgotten what she said at the store in front of those cows. "No."

At first it's like she didn't hear me. Still standing there with her hand held out and grinning wickedly, it takes a little bit before she registers what I said. "Uh, excuse me?" She says almost like a scolding mother to a child who is just talked back to her. Staring me down I can see the blood starting to boil in her face.

"You heard me." I answer coldly looking back down at my phone with disinterest.

I am fully expecting to get slapped, but instead Victoria goes from a tough-as-nails woman to a sniveling and begging child. "But... But... I was good! I did everything you asked of me all day long! I deserve them back!!! Please, Jess! I need them, oh I need them so much! You know it's not the same when I'm not jiggling when I walk or think about how Nick's going to feel when he can't touch my tits again? Out of everything on my great body, those are his favorite! Besides when we go up to my room to hump later, I can't have them sticking up like a pair of towers in my little t-shirt! He'll know right away that I'm fake and you promised never to expose me!" She wails, speaking a mile a minute as tears burst from her eyes.

Watching her drop to her knees, I *kind of* feel bad for her. "Well this morning you managed to get him to cum and you didn't even have to touch him, I'm pretty sure you'll get the same results tonight." I say standing up then marching quietly to my room.

"Bitch!" Vicki screams, her high pitched squeal emanating through my bedroom door.

Hiding out in my room, I turn on the TV and watch as she gets set up for the night. Laying out candles on the coffee table, she then goes to the DVD stand, pulls out the movie "Pretty Woman" and inserts it in the player. As she is doing this there is a trail of toilet paper dangling down her leg. I saw this earlier but decided not to say anything. Just as she finishes the doorbell rings. Sitting up a little bit in my bed, I watch the Toilet Paper Queen lift her top and try to fix her tits. Unable to do so, she quickly lowers her blouse and tucks it back in before walking up to the door with a look of concern on her face. Taking a deep breath, it appears as though she is steeling her nerves then pulls the door open, plastering a big smile on her face.

Stepping inside, Nick looks his girlfriend up and down with a big smile on his face. Immediately drawn to her chest, he can't stop staring at them as he opens his mouth to speak. "Hey babe." Wanting to say more, it is obvious he is breathless as the high beams of Victoria Black stun him like a deer caught in the headlights.

The plastered on smile instantly turns into a confident grin as Vicki plays on this by gently swaying her big tits side to side. "Hey..." She says, dragging it out as she lowers her eyes to the magnificent projections stretching out her top.

His eyes on a swivel Nick stares hungrily, but it soon becomes apparent by the look on his face that something is not quite right. Accustomed to the warble and jiggle Victoria's bosom, the lack of that causes his left eyebrow to raise a hair.

Either not noticing, or just flat-out ignoring it, Victoria smiles when she looks back into his eyes. "I have our movie picked out for the night. It's already in the DVD player."

Tearing his gaze away from his girlfriend's boobs, Nick catches sight of the rest of her body and is smiling easy again. The sight of that skinny frame topped with that tremendous chest makes him forget what he just saw moments ago. "I can't wait." He says taking her hand and intertwining his fingers between hers.

Watching them walk over to the couch and sit down together instead of making out and being all over her like a bee on honey has me wondering. Is what he saw still bothering him? Either way it will be interesting to see what happens.

Settled down on the couch, Victoria leans forward to grab the remote as Nick takes the opportunity to look at her back and check out her denim covered ass. Sitting back, Victoria confidently aims the remote at the DVD player as Nick turns and flicks off the light. Even though the room is dark, the glow of the TV illuminates enough to where I can get to watch them. With the iconic and familiar noise of one of the greatest movies ever to come out of the 1980s emanating from the TV, it doesn't take long for the two of them to look at each other and finally make out. Leaning closer torward the TV in my room, I watch with interest to see where their hands end up going. Victoria goes right for the good stuff and this time there is no blanket to get in the way. Opening his pants, Vicki reaches in for Nick's cock. As it is being pulled out, it gets rock hard and instantly starts to drool. Seeing his dick, I immediately shove my hand down the front of my pants and start twiddling my clit, wishing it was my hand instead of hers touching it. Rubbing the palm of her hand up and down his long and thick shaft, my attention turns to his hand which is already creeping towards her stomach. Starting to slide up, he stops just shy of the underside of her behemoths. Catching his hand, she guides it down towards her crotch where she opens her legs instantly. Finding her bulging pussy, Nick starts rubbing her hot box.

A second opportunity to grope her melons is wasted but her actions tell me right away that she is scared of him touching them for fear of what he may discover. Looking at Vicki, she cannot stop smiling as she kisses him erratically, her skills with lips and tongue waning.

After a few minutes of rubbing her pussy into his hand, Vicki breaks off the kiss. Turning her attention towards the television set, she looks at it then back at Nick with that look on her face.

Seeing this, I almost know what is going to come out of her mouth...

"I don't see what Edward sees in her. Vivian is so flat. A guy with that kind of money certainly could have afforded someone more busty." Victoria says sneering.

"Well, it's probably because he's got a small pecker. All the busty girls I know like 'em big." Nick says as he starts to pull his hand away from Victoria's crotch. It's obvious where he wants to go now.

"Ooooo..." Victoria moans as she finally wraps her hand around her boyfriend's cock and starts pumping it. "Don't stop touching me there. It feels really really good."

"I know, I can tell you're all worked up. This will just make it better..." Nick says as he starts untucking Victoria's T-shirt.

Grabbing his wrist, she stops him. "I know you love playing with my titties, but I really, really need you down there." Vicki says forcing his hand back down between her legs. "They need a break and my big kitty really wants you to pat it."

"Uh, okay!" Nick responds excitedly and goes back to rubbing Vicki's inflated coochie eagerly.

Watching Nick be deterred so easily, I watch him rub Victoria's vagina and imagine it is his hand fingering me right now.

"Oooooooo..."

*~squirt~*

When the credits finally roll, I have enjoyed three orgasms to Vicki and Nick's zero. Without those titanic tits to play with and no reaction down under, Nick is frustrated and that has affected his ability to enjoy Victoria's handjob. If anything he's gone kind of soft.

Still beating him off aggressively, she is doing her best to remain upbeat. "Come on babe I know you want to cum. You came earlier for me, remember?" Obviously referencing earlier that morning.

"Yeah, I know... I just can't explain it tonight." Nick says growing frustrated with his lack of enthusiasm.

That or it is the first time he's really had his girlfriend try to do everything on her own and is finding out that she's not very good.

"Well, it's kind of insulting." Victoria spats.

Thoroughly confused, Nick has yet to put the pieces together in his head. Leaning his head back onto the top of the couch cushion, he was lost in thought until an idea comes to him. Picking his head up and looking at Vicki, he grins. "You know... You always do that little dance number. Why don't you try that? I really enjoy it."

Her hand stopping mid jerk, Victoria pulls it away. Sitting stone still, it is obvious she's trying to think of a way to say no. Unfortunately there's not really much else she can offer given her current circumstances. Taking a sharp breath, she exhales slowly. "Okay. Set up the song." She says as she turns goes to get up. Stopping mid way and still bent over, she gives him another kiss.

When she breaks it and turns to walk away, Nick is staring at her bubbly ass completely confused. "Ummm... What is that?"

Stopping mid-step, Victoria twists and tries to see. "What's what?"

"Is thst toilet paper hanging out of your shorts?" Nick asks, reaching out and pulling at it.

Instantly grabbing her ass, Victoria is petrified as the errant strand snaps off. Looking at his hands, she smiles embarrassed. "Oh my god. That must have gotten stuck there somehow! Right before you came over I had to go to the bathroom. Oh my God, this is so embarrassing!"

Blushing hard and showing her fright all over her face and in her body language, Victoria is certainly selling the lie very well.

But will it be enough to convince Nick?

Looking at the strip hanging from his grip, he ponders the evidence for a bit then sets it on the coffee table. "It's happened to me too babe. I'm kind of surprised it doesn't happen to you more often given the size of that ass." Nick finally says, almost laughing.

Visibly relieved, Victoria plays it off, but it is obvious she is still shaken up by it. "It's why I hate being rushed in the bathroom. Can we not talk about it anymore? Kind of taking away from the vibe."

Nodding he agrees. Grabbing the remote, Nick turns on YouTube and finds her dance song "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls. Clicking it on as she walks to the middle of the living room with the lights still out, he sits back and grabs his cock, ready to masturbate. With only the glow of the music video illuminating the room, Victoria starts tapping her foot as she stands there with her eyes closed. Breathing nervously, she takes a breath and exhales again just as the song starts to play.

It is a great song, but the fact that I have to hear it every time Vicki and Nick are about to go up to her room has made it very annoying. Listening to it reverberate through the door and echo softly from the speakers on the television set, I watch as Vicki starts to nervously swing her hips side to side. Stiff as a board, this is not the typical routine that Victoria likes to put on.

Standing with her legs closed and swinging her hips, Vicki rubs her hands all around her tits. Adding a few bends at the knee and kissing the air, even adding in a nipple flick once, this is nothing compared to her usual bra jiggling, panty shaking performances of before and it shows.

Watching this pathetic number, Nick's rock hard member starts going soft again.

Giggling, I can see the "Oh fuck!" of worry emanating all over her heavily made up face. "What ya gonna do now, Tissue Tits?" I mutter under my breath just as Victoria answers my question by opening her shorts and shoving her hand down the front.

Seeing Vicki's panties, Nick's dick starts showing signs of life.

"Mmmm... Watch me touch myself..." Vicki moans as she starts rubbing her bulging crotch. "Ooooo. Oooooo. Ooo-ooo-ooo!" She sings dipping her hand BEHIND her panties. "I'm so wet for you... Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh..." She moans on, her hand instantly moving faster and faster. "Wanna watch me cum?"

"Oh fuck yeah I do!" Nick nearly shouts, now at full mast and masturbating furiously.

Encouraged, Vicki closes her eyes as she stands in the of the middle of the living room rubbing "herself" and pumping her hips. "Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh..." Moaning louder and louder in her tone deaf way, her little shorts eventually wiggle down her "bubble" butt. Dropping into a heap around her heels, Vicki exposes her panties.

And her lumpy looking ass! With wads of tissue sticking out from the leg holes, Vicki's infamous rear looks more like a diaper! And then in her distracted state, she starts to lift her top.

"Oh fuck, I'm getting close baby... Cum with me!" She shouts as she bares more and more of her stomach.

Watching intently, Nick leans forward in his seat ready to blow! "Show me those big, hot titties Vicki, mmmmmmm..."

Pushing her top up and over her bra covered mountains, Victoria exposes her bra as the top of her huge bush peaks out from over the waistband of her underwear. "Oh fuck baby. I'm so hot and horny. I've been waiting for this all day... Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh..."

Eyes opening wide, Nick is all smiles when he first sees them, but when he really LOOKS at them, his jaw drops. Instead of the smooth, silky cups he is used to, his eyes roam what can only be described as an abomination.

Nipples cross eyed, bumpy and stiff, these are NOT the giant boobs he was expecting to see! Instantly losing his boner, Nick stares in disbelief as Vicki continues masturbating. Legs quaking and body shaking, she suddenly bites down hard on her bottom lip. Pelvis bucking back and forth and hand going a mile a minute, her panties have slipped revealing a large mass of "pubic" hair. Also nearly the entirety of her small and bony butt.

I know what it is, but Nick doesn't. All he sees is an overgrown jungle covering his girlfriend's crotch! Couple that with her weird looking tits and it is no wonder why he went soft! Whatever happened to his girlfriend has left him utterly and absolutely confused!

"Oh... Oh... OH! Uh, uh, uh! It's finally happening! I mean here it comes... The big... Oh god..." Vicki exclaims when a look of relief washes over her face. Thinking this is finally it, she holds nothing back...

*WOOSH!*

The moment Victoria realizes what really happens, she's already clutching her crotch and running up the stairs bawling like a baby and screaming! "NOOOOOOOOO!"

Sitting there stunned, Nick has no idea what happened, but I do.

VICKI WET HERSELF!

Watching her run up the stairs, I could make out the sparkle of light radiating from the TV that's reflecting off of her soaked legs!

With Vicki gone, I spring off the bed and grab the empty glass sitting on the dresser. Opening the door in nothing more than a shear robe and a black lacy thong, I stop dead cold in my tracks when I see Nick staring at me slack-jawed. Lost and confused, his eyes quickly drop to my bare chest and like a phoenix, his dick rises to attention. Sputtering a little precum it is obvious what he wants. Unable to speak a word, he stands up and starts walking towards me like a hungry wolf starving for a meal. As he draws near, I drop my glass and before I know it we kiss...