Chandler confession

“I’m sorry I interrupted,” I say. “But this story makes me feel so guilty. I did something awful. After all these years, I need to get it off my chest.”

“It better be good,” Phoebe says. “They were about to bang for the first time in the basement.”

“We were not,” Rachel says.

“Oh hush. You just called him dick perfect. You can’t know that without feeling it inside you.”

Ignoring her Rachel says, “What did you do? I still feel a little bad that I forgave Ross and abandoned you so quickly. You were such a sweetheart that night.”

I shake my head. “I’m glad you saw me like that, because after you went downstairs with Ross I did something creepy that I regret to this day. I was not a sweetheart.”