Cave

>>Look cave

Cave sight acquired.

>>Enter cave

Shakespeare entered the cave. The first sense aroused was smell, sulfur wafting through the air. Shakespeare wondered if it was a volcano, but dismissed the idea, as it was ridiculous and fantastic.

Suddenly, a dragon stood over Shakespeare.

>>Look Dragon

Well fuck. What's a bard to do? Cross class into Paladin or some shit? Take a level in Swashbuckler?

>>Cry situation

Shakespeare wept at his predicament.