Cara Delevingne

Cara Delevingne, my client, was known for her eyebrows. The thing she wasn't known for, but that I knew well, was her nasty attitude.

She arrived to my office 30 minutes late every day, intentionally 'forgot' my name, and didn't give a fuck about any advice I gave her that wouldn't make her more money. But that would soon change.

She arrived late, as always and looked bored.

"Hello, Cara," I said.

"Hi...Jim, right?"

"John," I said through gritted teeth.

"Oh, yeah," she said. "So anyways, Joe, I was-"

"Gonna stop you right there," I said as I held up the camera. "I need some headshots for some big-shot modelling company in Brazil."

Cara struck a flamboyant pose, looking thoughtfully into the distance.

I took the photo.