Canteen Ass-cend

An idea popped into Tara's head as she gulped nervously. "I just hope I'm fast enough..."

Closing her eyes, Tara quickly spun on her heel, allowing her canteen to swing around her neck before she stopped it. She could feel it over her ass crack as her eyes opened, knowing her butt was still on display as she heard muttering from the crowd. Was she not fast enough? Blushing, she decided to worry about that later as she saluted and lead The Pledge of Allegiance with the crowd muttering along.

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of The United States of -"

*Twang*

"... A-America!" Tara stammered, not liking what that sound was. Clearing her throat, she continued. "And to The Republic, for which it stands: One nation, under -"

*Click!*

"GOD!" Tara yelped, realizing what the sounds seemed to be as some members of the crowd gasped. Clearing her throat again, she desperately tried to grab the canteen with her other hand as she finished. "I-indivisible, for Liberty and justice for -"

Just as she thought she had the canteen strap, however, said straps slid through her fingers and fell to the stage with a clatter, bouncing off the stage and into the audience as it hit one of the members in the head.

"...all." Tara squeaked pathetically, her face blazing as she slowly looked over her shoulder and realized she was now mooning the entire auditorium...

Which suddenly erupted in an explosion of laughter, cheers, wolf whistles, and cat calls at the Sergeant's expense. Donning a sheepish smile, Tara quickly threw her hands over her ass as she slowly crab walked towards the left side of the stage, laughing nervously as she kept her eyes on the audience and wondered if a freak sink hole would open up and swallow her alive.

"Sergeant!" The Major called out, getting Tara's attention and making her briefly stop. "Where are you going?! You still have a job to do!"