Candy drives

"Noo way!" the buxom beauty hollers determinedly. "No 'un drivesh my car bu' me!" Mobilizing all her strength, Candy finally manages to focus her blurry eyes enough to get the key into the hole. "Gotcha!" she reports in a triumphant voice. "Gettine car, shweedy!"

Climbing into their seats with difficulty, the drunken women struggle to maintain an upright position. "Here, le'sh haffun fora road!" Candy slurs and pulls two six packs of beer from the back seat. Clinking bottles, the girls chug down a few healthy gulps before the busty blonde finally drives off very slowly.

Once they have reached a major thoroughfare, Candy accelerates recklessly. Weaving the car all over the road, she quickly empties her beer bottle, burps and rips open another. "Gimme a sig!" she orders Roxy. Instantly complying, the pretty Asian lights a pair of Marlboros and puts one into her roommate's mouth.

"Ca-Canny? hic I-I fing ya shus' ranna red lite!" Roxy points out to her friend. But the blonde only laughs drunkenly and has another big gulp of beer. "Wadde fugg? I don' giff'a shit!" she blubbers without any care in the world. "Get ouda m' way, ya fuggin bassers!" Maniacally honking her horn, Candy passes a slow driving car on the shoulder and angrily flips the driver the bird. Then she drinks even more beer and carelessly drops the empty bottle onto the car floor.

"More beer!" Candy slurs past her dangling cigarette. Grabbing the bottle from Roxy's hand, she drinks and starts a hysterical laughter, wetting her daisy dukes in the process. "Ya ... burp ... ya knowat, ho ... hic ... honey?" the wasted blonde slurs to her friend. "Life ish ... hic ... life isho gread whenya stingy drung!"

Letting go of the steering wheel, she suddenly bends over to Roxy and starts to kiss and fondle her. "Canny!" the terrified Asian screams. "Canny, wash oud!" Reluctantly turning and looking ahead, the startled blonde sees an extensive brick wall racing towards them.

Trying to brake, she accidentally tramples on the empty beer bottle, and with undiminshed speed, the Honda smashes into the wall. The bodies of the two occupants are crushed in the terrific impact. Roxy and Candy, the carefree party girls, are dead.

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