Calm it gently

I stand in the bathroom alone. I pull down my shorts and underwear to assess the situation. {if Edge = 100}What a mess. My underwear is getting thrown away after this. I scoop away a wet glob with toilet paper and plop it in the toilet.{elseif Edge > 80} There was definitely a fluid firework or two in here. I wipe clean what I can, at least to keep it from soaking into my shorts.{else} It isn’t as bad as I’d feared. Had I been edging more, it probably would have been a disaster.{endif}

I wipe my dick off and let it slowly calm down on its own over several minutes. I wash my face and hands with cold water and look in the mirror to give myself a pep talk.