Call the police

You figure that there is something drastically wrong here. Ignoring your blatant

trespassing, that is. You fumble for your cell phone, and begin dialing 9-1-1. However,

before you're able to finish dialing the last number you feel a great thud to the back

of your head.

You fall down in a heap, ****.

...

You never know what happened to you, and the next time you open your eyes

you have found that you've died and are in hell.