Call an ex-boyfriend.

You pull out your phone. The perfect guy for the test comes to mind.

Will dated you for a few months last year until he cheated on you with a frat girl. You never quite forgave him for it but for some reason kept things cordial enough keep in touch. Mostly because you've always wanted to get back at him in some grandiose way.

This seems rather appropriate. You hold up a finger at Tom, signalling him to hold on as you dial the number. It rings three times and he picks up. You put him on speaker phone.

"Hey, Jamie, what's up?"

"Nothing much," you say. "You busy tonight?"

"Busy? Uh... no, why?"

"More importantly are you single at the moment?"

He hesitates. "Uh, y-yeah. Why?"

For the record, he's not. You know the girl he's banging at the moment. Typical Will. Tom knows this too, as he scrunches up his face at the words.

Tom mouths 'douchebag' at me. I nod to agree.

"I was... thinking," you say, going on. "I'm feeling pretty frisky and well, I figured since it's nothing you haven't seen before I'd cut to the chase. Interested?"

"Y-yeah! I... I mean... yeah," he says, clearing his throat. "It's just sudden you know?"

"I was thinking tit fucking. I'll probably blow you too. It's been a while since I've had a dick in my mouth."

There's a long uncomfortable pause. You can practically hear his erection. "I've... uh... always wanted to... you know titfuck those massive boobs of yours. I just figured it might be insensitive to ask."

"Well, mostly because your dick is too small to pull it off," you say grinning. You hold up two fingers to demonstrate to Tom. He can hardly contain his laughter.

"Ha... I guess so. But never hurts to try, right?"

"Well, it does if you're seeing someone, asshole. Thanks for confirming what I already knew." You hang up on him and shoot a smile over at Tom. "Guess that settles it."

"Yeah," Tom says, "it's wierd though. We both saw it. You just..."

"It's the notebook. The curse or whatever. I wonder if it can turn me back..."

You have a feeling it can, but that would likely require you to come clean with Tom. He'll probably be a little mad you hid the rules from him. You know him well enough to guess that.