Call Jess too see if she can help

Jess has been your friend for what seems like forever. She's smart, and kind, and very beautiful... although you'd never try anything and chance screwing up your friendship. Would you?

If there was anyone who would help you look for a job it's her.

You call her. After a few rings she picks up.

"John! where have you been? I miss you ya know! what's up?", she asks seemingly excited.

"Hi Jess, how have you been? I've been keeping to myself I guess... and now I'm going to get kicked out of my place!", you get straight to the point.

"Hmmm... you never have money John, do you? ...Well, you can't stay here. Although, my roommate IS moving out soon. Why are you calling ME then?"

"Well, I was wondering if you knew any jobs hiring right now?", you ask her, hopeful.

"Hmmm....", Jess thinks out loud...