Call Crystal

You call the number in the ad. It rings like, 20 times.

"Hello, Stag-Your it! Crystal speaking", a stern but sexy woman's voice answers.

"Hi... I ummm... I saw the ad?", you mumble.

"OK, well... your not really supposed to call in the day, but maybe I can hook you up with one of my "friends", I'll have to see if anyone is free though, can I call you back?", your a little confused.

"Ummm... I mean, the ad for the job?"

She laughs... and laughs, and laughs. You almost start to laugh with her then she stops.

"Well kid, let's see. Are you over 18?", she asks.

"Yeah...", you reply.

"Alright, and you can work nights? Do you mind being around all the dildos and pornography? That sorta thing doesn't bother you does it?", she almost seems bothered talking to you already.

"No mam, I'm up late usually anyways. And I'm an adult man, I can handle a little bit of porno!", you try to sound confident... but come off kinda cocky!

She laughs again for a long time... "Alright kid, can you come in tonight and try working for a bit? See how the job likes ya?"

"Sure, no problem!", did you really just get hired over the phone?

"Cool, well you don't have the job yet, but I'll pay you for the night and if I like you, the job is yours. I need someone asap, the product is pretty much flying of the shelves these days. Everyone must be lonely or something?"

You just got a job over the phone, that was super easy!

"Oh Yeah, What's your name Kid?", she asks at the END of the call.

"John Doe", you tell her then the call is done.