Buzz

I press the buzzer. A nurse enters whom I have not seen before. She is a statuesque afro-caribbean lady, 5'11'', and very attractive. She wears a navy blue uniform with a lace cap .

"Hello Mr Doe, I'm Sister Juno. What can I do for you?"

"I'm feeling very full," I reply. "Can someone give me some relief?"

"Mr. Doe, this is a hospital, not a knocking shop," she snaps angrily. "Mind you, you do seem to be in some discomfort."