Buybacks

Look, we understand regret. You thought that puppy would be fun, but she turned out to be too needy! You wanted a Stepford wife but now you think a Fembot would have suited you better!

There's nothing wrong with changing your mind! Unfortunately, though, the Lifestyle packages are permanent, so you can't change her mind any more!

During the Lifestyle installation process, we will rate the subject on a scale of 1 to 10. If you have regrets, and she is an 8 or above, we will happily buy her back from you (at a reduced rate). We're always looking for new employees and pets at the Abbondanza Resort!

For those rated less than 8, there's an aftermarket available. Our sales associates would be happy to help with sales or purchasing. In addition to private sales, there's also a yearly auction at the resort!