Buffy.

They walk over to a table set apart from the others. Seated at the table are the stars of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

?Well, look here, we have perhaps one of the most popular group of characters in the history of Chyoo, the cast of ?Buffy?!? Jane says with way too pep in her voice.

?Settle down Jane,? says John, ?Even though the series has been off the air for awhile now, Buffy and the gang still remain one of the hottest topics, especially in the fan fiction category. At last count, there are at least ten stories devoted to the hijinks of Scooby gang.?

Jane sits down next to the blonde slayer, ?Buffy, why do you think you are such a draw??

Buffy smiles and puts her hand on Jane?s knee. ?Well, there are a lot of reasons. For starters, I?m a strong, independent, and tough girl. I think that really appeals to certain demographic.?

Across the table, Spike lights up a cigarette. ?Yeah, the **** and gimp wannabes.?

Buffy shoots Spike a sour look, and continues to answer the question. ?Also, I?m bright, friendly, and fun, you know the typical cheerleader type, but I also have a dark side. This makes for interesting tension in a story and also creates a sort of ?damsel in distress? vibe. Deep down, a lot of people, both men and women, want to save me from my darkness and have me fall in love with them.?

Spike laughs, ?Please? you?re a hot little blonde with a great ass. It?s not ?damsel in distress?, it?s more like ?damsel get out of that dress and bend over?!?

Willow looks shocked, ?Spike, that was mean!?

Spike snorts, ?Well it?s true.?

?I know that,? says Willow, ?but it?s still mean to say it!?

Jon Doe sits next to Willow. ?Willow, when you turned gay in the T.V. show, it made very little sense to a lot of people. It did however, slightly boost ratings and gave the writers at Chyoo a lot to write about.?

Willow looks at Jon for a moment and then asks, ?Yeah, and your question is??

?My question is, can I watch you and Cordelia go at it? I?ve always wanted to see that.?

Jane Doe rolls her eyes and turns to Buffy again. ?Buffy, you?ve been in a lot of adventures here at Chyoo, which is the one that sticks out most in your mind??