Bubbly blonde. It's what it says on the tin.

The package you chose in the store had a young looking blonde with a huge pair of boobs on it. The Bubbly Blonde label and the instructions on the back of the package are clear enough for you to know that what you'll get from this will not be a Nobel prize laureate. You will get a nice girl, crazy hot and without enough brain to bitch or moan all day long to ruin a relationship.

You check that there is enough hot water in the bath and rip the package open to pour the preparation in. It seems incredible that such a small amount of powder could create a whole person but then when talking about creating a human from scratch you suppose that some suspension of disbelief is warranted.

As soon as the mist of powder touches the water a huge amount of pink foam begins to appear, quickly filling the whole bathtub.

It's emitting a very strange and really nice smell and you are really tempted to touch it to see how it feels.