Brittany

"Hey... Brittany, right?" you ask as you try to get the attention of the woman who seems hopelessly glued to her phone. Her thumbs continue tapping speedily as she responds.

"Yeah. Sorry, I'm kind of in crisis mode right now. Two of my boyfriends found out about each other," she says without looking up.

"Uh oh," you say, knowing the struggle of juggling multiple discreet relationships all too well.

"You can say that again. Tom tagged me in some pictures he posted from our vacation, and Jerry just found them and messaged Tom. Now they're both calling me a dirty cheater!" she exclaims.

"Oh, the nerve!" you say, your voice laced with sarcasm.

"I know, right?" she responds, obviously not picking up on your sarcastic tone. "Jerry's such a good fuck. I'd hate to lose him. Tom isn't nearly as good in bed, but he has gobs of money. I don't want to lose him either."

As much as it seems like Brittany's predicament is her own damn fault, you're hardly in a position to judge. As a prolific cheater yourself, you can surely sympathize.

"That's really tough. What are you going to do?" you ask.

"Well, I don't think Tom will break up with me if I promise him I won't see Jerry anymore. That lie should be easy enough to sell. Handling Jerry is going to be a little trickier. Somehow I'll need to convince him to stay with me but let Tom think I'm not seeing him anymore," she explains.

"Hmm, men usually think with their dicks. What if you find him some bonus pussy?" you suggest.

"Bonus pussy! Of course! A couple of my old sorority sisters owe me a favor. I'm sure I can get them to jump on his cock for me. That should do the trick. Thank you so much!" she says excitedly.

"Glad I could help," you say, marveling at how she doesn't seem bothered at all by the idea of her boyfriend getting some bonus pussy.

Knock, knock.

The doorknob turns, and the door opens just a crack.

"Brittany?" You hear Derek's voice on the other side of the door. "It's your turn now. Li-mei, you're after her."

Looking around, you notice Jessica is already gone. Derek must have already come for her when you were talking with Brittany.

"Okay," Brittany says as she tosses her phone side. "Tom and Jerry can wait. Time to give Ryan a night he'll never forget."

You watch Brittany as she confidently walks to the door and leaves the room with Derek.