Break the Door Down

No way like the direct approach. You back up a couple feet, and charge the door with your shoulder. The door breaks off its hinges and you stumble into Miss Stoller who's wearing a plain, grey dress. As the two of you stumble back, you both start to fall and you instinctively twist so land first, protecting her. The two of you lie there, looking at each other for several long seconds, recovering. Her waist feels pleasant on your hands and her breats feel nice against your chest. But the moment can't last forever. Finally, she is helped to her feet and you're taken away and confined to your room to prevent you from breaking anything else.

No other opportunities present themselves to redeem yourself, so let's end the story here.

LOUSY END

Geez, you were just trying to help.