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You climb up on a chair and get everyone's attention. "All the girls here want semen in their drinks, so find a guy, suck him off and spit his cum in your drink. If you can't find a man here, then go outside and find some guy to suck off so you can spit his cum in your drink. You all really want to have cum in your drinks."

You see the women look around to size up the outnumbered men. "Guys you want to give these girls the semen they need."

Soon every guy has a girl sucking him off, and the other girls have left to go find some random man to suck off.

You find out Melissa gets off in two hours, so you tell her you'll be back. You leave the coffee shop. You overhear two women laughing. "Oh my god, I've spent so much, and we've just been to one boutique!"

You turn and see two attractive women who appear to be on a shopping spree.

You walk up to them. "You want to max out your credit cards on clothes and you want to donate all of those clothes, including the clothes you're wearing to the homeless."

"That sounds great," says the one in the hat.

"Sure does!" says the other.