Bort, the local Classclown.

Your name is Bort Simmons, a 18 year old student at Redwood high, and a notorious prankster. Always putting on jokes and pranks for classmates and teachers alike.

Mr, Andrew, your now ex-teacher, had resigned from it's position no thanks to all the jokes you put on the poor guy. This however, obviously came not without it's consequenses, and now the principal of the school told you that you were given your first strike, two more and you're expelled...

Which means that you can do one final, glorious, master prank without worrying about that. And with a new unsuspecting teacher coming on today, she shall be the perfect victim.

But before you can begin with the prank, you should first define what it is, and how it shall go.