Boring shift

Seeing as how it’s a Thursday afternoon, the cinema tends to be empty. This means that Johns getting paid to do nothing but stand behind the till, eating popcorn and drinking the ice blast, taking full control of his staff benefits until the clock finally struck 8.30pm. Signing out of his shift, he puts his large coat on and steps outside only to see that there’s nothing but darkness, cold and rain... and he didn’t bring his car...

Calling on his last resort, he opened his phone and ordered himself an Uber. The Uber comes shortly and soon enough, he climbs inside and is greeted by a foreign driver.

“So... where to?” Asks the taxi driver, who lacks a GPS for some reason.