Blow him

Theresa needs a moment to think about it.

This has to be one big trick. There’s no way it’s real. I’ll just tell this bitch what she wants to hear.

“Sure, whatever” and she heads to the table where the guy is sitting.

“Hi”

He looks up and grins “hi”

“I’m Theresa”

“I know. We had chem together last year.”

“Oh”

“I’m Bobby. It’s okay that you didn’t notice me.”

Gabi sits down as well, her presence annoying to Theresa and confusing to Bobby.

But Theresa does her best to ignore “Do you know my friend Hannah Reed?” Bobby doesn’t seem to know “you know, tall, brunette, glasses”

“Oh!” Bobby has a revelation and his face is painted over with a big smile

Shit. Shit. Shit.

Theresa falls quiet so Gabi jumps in, licking her lips with confidence. “Does she have a nickname?”

Bobby laughs. “C’mon. You’re not gonna make me say it.” Theresa starts to cover her face in shame. Gabi just waits out the moment. “You know” Bobby breaks the silent “Both-Holes-Hannah”

Gabi smiles and leans into Theresa whose pink hair has fallen into her face as she slouches her head down. “They call her that because...”

“Yeah, yeah, I know” Theresa snips. “She takes it in both holes.”

This is humiliating. It can’t be true. Hannah? My Hannah?

But for Theresa it gets worse as she noticed Bobby suppressing laughter and Gabi not. “Oh please honey. What are we Amish? All the girls in this school take it in both holes. No, your friend is special cause she slurps it out of both holes.”

Ewww.

Bobby’s face confirms it.

What? Has he seen that in person? Who even is this guy?

Gabi goes on “Taking it in both holes is normal, boring behavior. It’s the special girl’s who do things like slurp cream pies or guzzle piss or...”

“Lick toilets?” Theresa interrupts.

And Bobby perks up “Wait. Are you that Theresa? The thing on the bathroom wall is you?”

“Maybe” Theresa says with a coy smile.

Fuck it. If the world has gone mad and everyone thinks I’m part of it least I can do is tease them a litt... shit... I really am a tease.

And suddenly she feels something moving up her leg under the table. Warm flesh on her flesh. A foot. Bobby’s? No Gabi’s

Gabi leans in toward Bobby. She doesn’t need to spend the energy reading his mind too. He’s an 18 year old boy. She knows what he’s thinking. “Theresa would like to make you an offer.”

I guess I stop being a tease now. I guess. I don’t know what’s going on. I don’t know who I am. I guess I just open my mouth and see what comes out.

“I wanna suck you off” Theresa says awkwardly. The first time she’s made such an offer and meant it. At least she thinks she’s meant it.

Gabi bites her lip in triumphant anticipation. Her foot slides up and down Theresa’s thigh.

“Um... here?” Bobby asks

“No. In private” Gabi interjects. No one seems to mind her being their little blow job planner. Then she turns to Theresa. “Go wait I’m the boys bathroom down the hall. Middle stall.”

Theresa’s mind is blank. A good state for her, Gabi thinks. She rises and slowly heads out the door.

And Gabi leans in toward a very excited Bobby. “Now here’s what we’re really going to do.”