Bitching non-stop!

I met James when I moved here and he was an alright guy to be friends with, he shared his secrets on how to get between his exes' legs and was pretty funny with all the jokes he made... But most of those jokes were aimed at ladies and he was lucky the ladies he was with didn't hear about them.

He was dirty and lazy like most guys, but he liked to get his girls angry for make-up sex.

Jessie liked cleanliness and was kinda lazy too, but she wasn't above annoying me to do the chores for her! She also didn't like fights and even the littlest fights would effect her like they had broken-up!

Jessie wasn't one to play games or do anything other than study really while James did everything but study! The guy was smart but didn't have the slightest drive to succeed in life!

Jessie and I had hard lives and we both know the value of money and have the determination.
James was spoiled all his life by his rich and loving parents! He doesn't give a fuck about anything other than having fun and that is completly opposite of Jessie!

I can't find one common ground between them! But that doesn't stop Jessie from saying how they would marry after they both 'graduated'!

Jessie wants to be an architect and has years before she graduates. James has been a student for 3 years and probably has another 5 to go with how much he fails his classes.

I have 2 years left before I can graduate and become a surgeon and I can't imagine how they will be after I leave the house...

Maybe I should talk them calmly or something... They don't listen when I tell them anything but maybe a calm debate of sorts could make my words go through their thick skulls...