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John walked down the sidewalk. He saw a black-haired woman in a black sweater dress standing outside a hotel. "Fucking Uber!" she muttered. "Three minutes late!"

John walked up to the woman. He decided to go for broke. "Hey, you're my girlfriend," he said.

The woman looked at him for a moment then smiled. "Of course I am," she said. She then looked at him. "Um...I um..."

"What's my name?" asked John.

"I...this is so embarrassing," she said. "I um...I can't..."

"You just call me Master John."

"Of of course, Master John."

"And my name for you is 'Cock Slut.'"

"Sure, I know that."

"And you are waiting for an Uber to take us to dinner, your treat, right Cock Slut?"

"Sure thing, Master John. I know!"

A car with the Uber emblem pulled up.

John smiled. He still did not know this woman's real name, but she was convinced she was his girlfriend and was OK with him calling her Cock Slut.