Baywatch

(In this telling of the story there will be gay sex if that is not your thing, those arcs will be highlighted so you can know to avoid them)

As the casting director for the highly anticipated reboot of Baywatch, you couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement as you prepared for the auditions. Your mind raced with images of beautiful women in red swimsuits running along the beach, embodying the iconic roles made famous by the original series. You could practically taste the adrenaline and anticipation in the air, knowing that today would be filled with dumb bimbo actresses vying for their chance to be a part of this iconic show.

As the first few girls walked through the door, there was a sense of déjà vu in the air. The girls were all young and eager, their dreams of stardom palpable in their wide-eyed excitement. One girl even had a Baywatch swimsuit on underneath her outfit.

The auditions dragged on for hours, as the girls entered one by one. Some were confident, delivering flawless performances that left you impressed. Others stumbled over their lines or froze up under pressure. But they all shared one thing – an unwavering determination to do whatever it takes to make it big.

You took your time with each girl, asking questions and probing into their backgrounds. This was their way of finding out who had what it takes to survive in the cutthroat world of Hollywood – and who would crumble under pressure.

As soon as she entered, everyone's eyes were glued to her. With her flowing blonde locks and killer curves, she commanded attention effortlessly. "Hi everyone, I'm Lily," she said with a dazzling smile. Right away, you could tell she was different from the other actresses.