Babealicious 'Nerd'

You decide that a good makeover involves Jess sexualizing herself while ridiculing the college academic experience. "Hot nerd" isn’t always that easy to pull off, even though it’s a tired trope in Hollywood. But Jess, now wearing oversized empty lens glasses and a cardigan sweater with a plummeting neckline, looks like the spank-bait librarian or foxy teacher fantasy you often creamed your pants growing up to.

"Can you, like, help me with my spelling?" Jess chews on the end of a pencil that she keeps tucked in one ear, provocatively chewing the eraser end. Wearing thin Mascara and eyeliner, Jess blinks her green eyes in a doe-eyed epitome of idiocy, looking even stupider in her glasses. "I mean, like, seriously~ I just can’t concentrate on my studies as well ever since I got my hot, scary, misogynistic **** dealing boyfriend!!"

Babealicious nerd is really poking holes in the entire female empowerment through education idea that sororities have unfortunately gravitated to recently. You spend the day making Jess over into this gross characterature, hitting up the local shopping mall and ordering off Amazoon:

Ornamental glasses, graphic T-shirts several sizes too small for Jess's bust, and tight, hip hugging khaki pants go along with push-up bras underneath that exaggerates young Jess's already ample tits. All of these ensembles scream 'it’s more important to be attractive than smart', and that’s a message these stuck up Delta Delta sorority freshman need to understand. It’s natural for incoming freshmen to fret about their academics and grades, but the Delta Delta sorority social life thrives on partying and sexual availability, two things that don’t go well with A+ students.

"C'mon, Lindsay! Who cares about gender studies or sociology?" Later in the evening, Jess skips around her room in skin tight slacks, pink glasses, and a blouse that's more revealing than covering. She's practicing her new persona towards her freshmen victims. "Let's hit the townhouses, my guy says the dudes there got cocaine and kegs!"

Jess's hot nerd outfits will subtly poke fun at her 18 and 19 year old compatriots that want to stay in and study on a Thursday night instead of sneaking into bars underage or getting too drunk with frat brothers from Kappa Sigma.

"Does it make it more depraved that I don’t give a shit about nerd culture, or know the first thing about it?" Jess twirls a pair of glasses in one hand, preening for you. "I’ve always enjoyed picking on nerdy girls... but it feels a little creepy to be dressed like one. At least I like hot!"