B is for...

#Hit me baby one more time#

Britney Spears appears on screen dressed in ripped jeans and a blue tank top with white trainers.

“Hey everyone, Britney Spears here asking you to support our cause and donate to raise money for Coronavirus charities across the world. I’m your B Celebrity today and will be getting messy for your entertainment. But please remember it is for a good cause.

“I know that a few newspapers and online sites were excited about what the chosen mess would be for B, which some weird ideas like Beans, Brussels Sprouts, Batter and even Bacon, really guys, Bacon? But I decided to show you how serious I am about raising money by choosing something that would damage my skin and pores, I’m talking about...Butter!”

The camera shows a plate with multiple sticks of butter piled on next to Britney. Britney picks up the first stick which is soft enough to slightly smush in her hand.

“Oh god, I can feel the oil already on my hand”

With the butter in her right hand, she she started to rub it down her left arm as if using an Eraser, before rubbing what was left between her hands. Using her left hand she repeated the action down her right arm, but this time rather than rubbing what was left between her hands, she rubbed the butter into her underarms.

“God that feels disgusting, I’m really not looking forward to this next bit”

Britney picked up another stick of butter started massaging it into her hair turning it into a thick claggy mess. Before wiping her hands on her Jeans. The next stick of butter she broke in half and placed half in each Jeans pocket, with her hands on top of the pockets she pressed until butter was seen squirting straight out.

“Ohhh, that's gone straight through....”

Britney picked up another couple of sticks and started coating her Jean covered legs with the butter, paying special attention to the ripped part of Jeans to make sure the butter reached her skin. Despite her earlier protestations, it appeared that Britney was starting to enjoy the feeling. Britney then reached down to her trainers to take them off but had trouble with the laces.

“Tip to all the girls doing this in future, don't wait to undo laces until, after your hands are slimy”

Britney finally got her trainers off and pealed off her pink trainer socks. Picking up some more butter, Britney started to massage it into her feet, pressing and squeezing it between her toes whilst giggling. Before putting her socks back on. The oily butter immediately began to stain and show through her socks.

“Nearly out of butter, but don't worry I saved the best for last.”

With that Britney picked up the last of the butter and rubbed it into her exposed cleavage oiling her breasts up to make them gleam and glisten on camera. Finally she took her butter covered hands and washed her face with them.

Britney turned to the camera with butter still dripping off her nose.

“I'm butterly exhausted now guys so have a beautiful days and don't forget to come back tomorrow to see which C...lebrity will be getting messy!”