Ayame Kajou

"My name is Ayame Kajou, and I am the reason you haven't been arrested right now." The strange girl smirked and pressed a finger into Tanukichi's chest.

"Um, er, I, uh... I have no idea what you're talking about." Tanukichi looked away and scratched his cheek, trying to act casual and failing miserably at it.

"You don't need to lie about it." Ayame smiled devilishly. "I know you smeared her toast with your cock butter like she was a slutty sandwich and you were a clumsy chef who only knows how to use mayonnaise. Not that I blame you, though. If I could have busted a nut on her, I wouldn't have stopped at just her ass!"

"Guuuh!" Tanukichi looked at Ayame with shock. "Don't say stuff like that! Do you want the morality to police to tackle you or something?"

"Relax, big boy, I don't have to worry about no sloppy janitor washing my mouth out with soap. At least, not as long as I've got this!" Ayame reached into her jacket and took out an open pink flip phone.

"An... antique phone?" Tunukichi took the phone from her hand and examined it.

"That's just the cover - the condom, if you would," Ayame explained. "It's actually a device that disrupts the morality police's monitoring. I turned it on as soon as I saw you ogling that babe's chest, and it wasn't a second too soon! The phone used to only work for three minutes a day, but after some amateur hacking and tinkering, I got it so this baby can work twenty four hours a day, seven days a week! I even managed to make a copy too!" She reached into her jacket again and pulled out an identical one. "You can keep that one if you like."

"Keep it? Why would I do that?" Tanukichi asked. "What would I need it for?"

"So you can keep doing stuff like what you did on the train, duh!" Ayame said, flicking Tanukichi on the forehead. "Think of it as like a... normality device. Our bracelets and necklaces decide what's normal and what's indecent, but as long as its open, everything you do becomes normal!"

"Normality device? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard," Tanukichi replied.

"Really? As dumb as all the rules we have to follow in this society? The ones that say you can't suck two dudes' dicks in the bathroom during school because it's 'immoral' and 'unsanitary'. The same rules that say that you can't have more than one girlfriend, and the girlfriend you do have you can't even sleep in the same bed with?" Ayame asked. "Face it, Tanukichi, we already live in a pretty stupid world. But with these little phones... we can change it. Shift what society sees as acceptable until the world finally becomes fun again!"

"Well... I might not agree with everything the morality police does, but you have to admit that Japan has been pretty peaceful ever since they took control," Tanukichi countered.

"You mean boring! A world where a girl can't even rub her clit on her desk until she cums screaming and leaves a big puddle on the floor for the confused janitor to clean up isn't even worth living in!" Ayame said as loud as she could without drawing attention to herself. "You have to help me, Tanukichi. This world needs saving."

"What? But why me?" Tanukichi asked.

"Because, numb nuts, you're the first boy I've met since my father who knew what sex even was! And I need to have at least one boy in my ero-ist organization if I want my revolution to take hold. Without it, it would be like... an ass without a plug, or vibrator without a battery!" Ayame explained.

"Eroist? Father?" Tanuki asked.

"Yeah, my dad was Masashi Endo, a politician who opposed the morality police. He was arrested for supposedly fucking a schoolgirl, but I know that he had to have been framed... my dad was only into GMILFs." Ayame cried passionately as she spoke. "Ever since the day he was arrested, I dedicated myself to ending the tyranny of the morality police by founding the ero-ist organization... SOX!"

Tanukichi's eyes widened, horrified.

"You're... you're..."

"Infamous ero-ist Blue Snow?" Ayame smirked and made a peace sign with her right hand. "The one and only. I've been trying to break down the system for years by spreading pronography and sex toys, but most people didn't even know what they were for and threw them away. But this year is going to be different... I just know it! We have the phones now, and we are going to change Japanese society for the better? What do you say, Tanukichi? Will you join me in my normality revolution?"