Atack the woman

You move in front of the woman, blocking her sun. She is a tanned and an athletic brunette with a ponytail. “Hey, girl. I appreciate the show, but move. You are interrupting my tan.” Your eyes only see red; you lunge directly at the bottoms of her green bikini, pulling them out of her legs before she could react.

“Eeek!” The woman screams. She sits down to hide a tuft of brown hair on her crotch. “Give that back!” You don´t; instead, you toss it as hard as you can. To your pleasant surprise, the garment manages to reach the lake, where it sinks out of view.

{if Ropa < 5} …Wait a minute, why did you do that?! You need more clothes! Damnit, a lapse in judgment.{endif}

The righteous fury burning in your heart isn´t yet satisfied. You lunge to grab the woman´s top, but she tries to dodge this time. Badly. She accidentally puts her face on a collision course with your hand. The result? A pair of cracked sunglasses.

“Those were 800 dollars Gucci glasses!”The woman has had enough of your tomfoolery. Without any regard for her dignity, she stands up and cracks her knuckles. “Oh, it´s on now!”

“Bring it!”