At my car...

Ashley: "You are dumb!"

Damn. I deserve that, but coming from the dim witted ex. Ouch!

Jacob: "You forgot your keys. How could you forget?"

Me: "Rick and Tara."

Jacob: "Tara?"

Me: "Tara?"

Jacob and I agree Tara is a knock out. Even though she pisses me off, I still get distracted and lose some IQ points her. Jacob already isn't so bright so he becomes Forest Gump.

Ashley: "Tara? What does she have to do with getting into your car?"

Me and Jacob: "Nothing?"

Ashley: "Okay? So what now?"

BAM!!!! EEEoooEEEEooooEEEEooooEEEE!!!

Jacob smashes my car window.

Me: "Dude?"

EEEoooEEEEooooEEEEooooEEEE!!!

I open the door and pop my car trunk. Trying hard to ignore the alarm and my urge to punch Jacob.

I grab my leather tool belt and put that on. It easily weights 20 lbs. I continue to search through the back of my car. First Aid Kit. Gonna need that. Camping backpack. Might still be useful. Condoms. Might need those. Blanket? Nah got plenty inside. Crowbar. Need that. Jackpot! My Sledgehammer!

Ashley: "AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

I look up. Coming out of an open door is man in his mid 30s. Half of his left arm is missing.

The zombie sees us and starts a mad sprint towards us.

EEEoooEEEEooooEEEEooooEEEE!!!

I grab my sledgehammer. Thinking back now it wasn't the best choice of weapons but oh well live and learn right?

As the zombie gets to us I hammer down with life and **** accuracy the zombie's head.

EEEoooEEEEooooEEEEooooEEEE!!!

SPLACK! The zombie head is crushed.

Ashley is in shock. Jacob is still at the ready with his baseball bat. I take control of the situation and grab my crowbar and throw it at Ashley. She wakes her up as she catches it and inspects it. I pocket the condoms. Hey got to have something to do. And grab my first aid kit and put it into my backpack. As I put my backpack over my shoulder.

EEEoooEEEEooooEEEEooooEEEE!!!

SMASH!!!

And Jacob hits a homerun with another zombie head.

Me: "Let's go. The zombies are probably attracted to the noise from the car."

To confirm my theory, 3 more zombies show up...