At first, nowhere

You think about it for a moment, but all that comes to mind is: "Home."

You bolt upwards at your desk. A monitor stares at you displaying a random webpage, and an open textbook sits in front of you. Your laptop rests beside it and you see a half completed essay open in a word processor. English was a bitch of a course, but at least your teacher was pretty fucking hot. You figure you must have dozed off while doing your homework and settle back in to try and complete your assignment before you head out for the evening.Your friend Jessica is throwing a party tonight, as her parents are out of town, and anyone who is anyone at school will be there.

Absentmindedly, you try to remember what your dream was about but have no luck. You vaguely recall darkness, voices, and something about wishes; but that's it.

"John! Dinner!" you hear your mom call from downstairs and it's only then that you notice the time.

"Oh shit." you exclaim.

You stand up and move for the door and feel something (unnaturally) long and thick in your pants. Quizzically, you undo your jeans and slide them down your legs; and as the massive shaft enters your sight your eyes go wide.

"What the shit?" You mutter.

Somehow, someway, some fashion, in the time from when you fell asleep to the time that you woke up, your cock had nearly tripled in size. The huge snake is now as thick as your arm and descends to your knee. Large veins run the length of it, and the giant purple head stands proud (and sensitive) at the end. Not only that, it seems your balls have swollen too; and now that your focusing on it, you swear you can almost feel the powerful and potent sperm being produced in your nut-sack.

A million questions race through your mind, the most prevalent of them being 'How the fuck did this happen?' But all of them are momentarily dismissed when you hear your mother call a second time "John!?"

"I'm coming!" You call back and tuck your (now mammoth) trunk back into your pants and head downstairs.