Ask the man about his Antiquities

"This is a lot of interesting stuff, where did you get this all from?" Anish asked the man.

"I have travelled a lot, very few countries on this planet that I have not been to,"

"So what do you do for a living?"

The old man laughed, "I fucked."

Everyone were confused but they didn't bother to ask thinking the man was just high. They weed was extremely good as they all got high quite soon.

The mysterious man was sharing some of his stories about how he travelled to different parts of the world and fucked so many girls over time. The guys weren't believing all of those stories but they were listening to them any way since they sounded fun and they were smoking his weed for free.

Soon the two other guys passed out, as Anish and the man continued talking.

"So, what the hell are you doing up here?" the man asked Anish.

"Our college is here on a trip, he mentioned a weed farm so we came here." Anish replied.

"Aren't there no girls on your trip?"

"They are, but, I thought.." Anish was speaking as his words came to a halt.

"You thought smoking weed would be better than getting it on with a girl?" the guy said as he smirked and pulled another puff from his bong.

Anish waited for a second and then asked hesitatingly, "So how did you do, what you said you do, you know. How did you charm girls?"

"I didn't charm them, I have a gift. It's easy."

"Sure, I know people gifted with the ladies, but how do I get that?"

"I am talking a real gift, not just being charming. No woman in the world was out of my reach, but I made some mistakes, so now, I live in peace here."

"What is the gift?" Anish asked curiously.

"I can't tell you, you'll laugh. But I can give it to you, and I can tell you need it."

"Okay! I am up for it," Anish replied enthusiastically.

"Are you gay?"

"No!" Anish replied confused.

"Alright, then come here and give me a kiss."