Ask for plain shorts

"Um... Computer... House... whatever you're called...."

"My assigned name is EDNA, which is an acronym for Electronic Domicile Navigational Assistant. How may I help you?"

"The bathing suits you're offering... they're not really my style. I was wondering if you had maybe something more along the line of some shorts."

"Affirmative. Boy shorts selected. Dressing commencing."

You were only slightly surprised by the mechanical arms that shot out of the wall to assist, if you call putting the bathing suit on you assisting. What took you by surprise was the fact that in very short order, you found yourself in a black bikini. The bottoms were boy shorts, and the top was tied around your neck.

Once in the shorts, that you did ask for, all things considered, you were released. You looked down at yourself and sighed. You looked ridiculous. Hairy legs, some hair on your chest.

You reached behind your head, undid the bikini top and let it fall to the floor. The bottoms were tight, short, and kind of uncomfortable, but they were better than nothing.