Ask Your Elf Mom For Help

You walk to your home, and find your mom and dad having sex, as usual. "Hey, Mom." you say.

Through her probably fifth orgasm, judging by how much she's panting, she says, "Yes, Honey. What is it?"

You sit down next to the bed, while your dad continues to pound away at her. "Can I ask your some questions?"

"Sure, Honey."