Art

"... Art.", Melody replies. With a sarcastic tone you announce: "My favourite subject by far! Nothing is better than talking about paintings that are atleast a hundred years old." Melody let's out a short giggle: "It isn't that bad."

After arriving in class, an idea forms in your head. You lean over to Melody and whisper: "I have a great idea!" Then you walk over to your art teacher, Mrs. Hansen. The woman, that is in her mid-fifties looks up at you friendly: "Can I help you?" With the most innocent smile you can muster, you remind her: "Well, in our very first lesson you told us that every suggestion is welcome in your class. So I wanted to ask if we could do something new; something, that is different from the art we always do in school."

Interested she looks at you: "What do you have in mind?" Realizing you are about to convince her, you answer with a big grin: "I wanted to ask, if we could do some drawings in class." "But we already did this." Mrs. Hansen intervenes. "Well, I thought about drawing one of my classmates..." As she is about to say something again, you add the most important part: "... naked." Mrs. Hansen looks at you shocked.

The last students have arrived, but none of them could have imagined, what you and Mrs. Hansen are talking about. "I can't **** a student to pose naked in class!" You just answer: "But I can. All you need to do, is to authorise me to take over your lesson." "I won't ..." "If you don't", you interrupt the furious Mrs. Hansen, "you have to wear only a bikini!" "Fine.", she grumbles. As you sit back down, she announces to the class: "There has been a change in plans. Today we will be drawing a nude art model." The boys immediatly start cheering and the girls start to giggle. "Jack, would you please tell the class who will pose naked?"