Arousal Spell

As John and Sandy looked through the book, they found quite a few of the spells required esoteric ingredients and particular preparations, settings and time frames. One, however, seemed to require only the utterance of a few nonsensical words and a female subject. Sandy and John read over the Elizabethan English a few times, before they decided that the spell was meant to increase the sexual arousal of the woman it was cast on.

John looked at Sandy nervously. "Do you want me to try it?"

Sandy giggled. "Sure, John, it should be good for a laugh. Just don't blame me when I come at you like you're wearing TAG body spray." It was obvious to John that Sandy wasn't taking this seriously at all. She obviously thought it would be something that would be good for a few laughs before getting back to work.

John looked at the book, then at Sandy, then back at the book, before reciting:

"URT YELLEAR EREW SLAICREMOKE GAT ESOTH LOOK EB TY TANDALOW"

As soon as John finished the spell, he looked to see what Sandy's reaction would be.