Are you talking to me?

"Yes! Are you even fucking listening to me!? I fell asleep last night in my own bed and then woke up here in some smutty choose your own adventure novel, except I can't make any of the decisions for myself!" The voice strains with evident frustration, still seemingly unaware that they are in fact, alone.

"WHO KEEPS SAYING THAT!?" The person shouts, obviously suffering from some kind of mental deficit.

"I'LL MENTAL DEFICIT YOU, BASTARD NARRATOR VOICE!!?" Again, the mentally challenged person shouts out at no one. Maybe they are talking to an imaginary friend?

"FUCK!!! Okay, yes. I'm talking to an imaginary friend. There we go. Hey, you! Reader person. The story has just created a box to the right of your screen to enter in my 'imaginary friends' name into. Type your own name in there so that the narrator stops calling you my imaginary friend!" The lonely person pleads to their newly manifested imaginary compadre.

"Have you done it yet?"