Answers…

Tara: “Like everyone morning, Rick was dropping me off at work…”

SLAP

My cock slaps Tara’s face.

Tara: “WHAT THE HELL? I clean it already!!! STOP!!!”

SLAP

It slaps her again.

Me: “Bitches need to be slap. Just answer the question.”

SLAP

Tara looks up at me. Hate fills her gray blue eyes.

SLAP

Right between the eyes.

Me: “I ain’t hearing answers…”

SLAP SLAP

Tara: ….

SLAP SLAP

Tara: “Like everyone morning, Rick was dropping me off at work…”

SLAP

Tara: “As I opened the door…”

SLAP

Tara: “Cindy, Amy, Carrie rushed out at SLAP…at me. ”

SLAP SLAP

Tara: “They must sense cowardness.”

Tara tone is reflected at me. I bitch slap it back.

SLAP SLAP

Tara: “They must sense cowardness SLAP SLAP and ignored me went straight for SLAP Rick. Like the coward he is, he just stood there…”

Tara prepares for a slap.

Me: “Go on…I don’t have time to bitch slap you during your WHOLE story.”

SLAP

Me: “Only when it pisses you off.”

SLAP

She is so gonna blow.

Tara: “They jumped into the car and grabbed him. Then started to rip his clothes off. Rick just did nothing. He didn’t move. Didn’t scream. He just froze. I yelled at…”

SLAP

Tara: “…I yelled at…”

SLAP

Tara: “…I yelled at SLAP my coworkers to stop. They just wouldn’t stop…”

SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP

Me: “Oops, thought you said don’t stop.”

Tara: “They just kept licking him. Grabbing him. Then Dan came out.”

SLAP

Me: “Who the fuck is Dan?”

Tara: “Dan was my boss. And he was more of a man than you could…”

SLAP

Me: “Who has the bitch slapping stick?”

SLAP

Me: “I’m your boss now. Now shut up and talk.”

Tara: “Dan…”

SLAP

Tara: “…Dan…”

SLAP

Me: “That’s right I’m your boss.”

Tara: “…Dan SLAP came and smashed their head in. He was so brave and strong but Dan was also bitten. He quickly turned into one of those things. I remember zombie Dan coming SLAP”

Me: “Pun intended.”

Tara: “…Dan came…”

SLAP

I smiled.

Tara: “…Dan walk towards me but I don’t remember anything until after he died. Rick somehow killed Dan. I think Dan was able to hold himself back. Otherwise my useless husband won’t have been able to do anything.”

Me: “Then? You two rush back and starting banging outside my apartment…”

SLAP

This cracks me up.

Tara: “And yes we rush back home…”

SLAP

Tara: “…Yes That’s it!”

SLAP

Tara: “…Yes, that’s all!”

SLAP

SLAP

Tara: “WHAT?”

SLAP

Tara: “WHAT?”

SLAP

Tara: “I give up. What do you want?”

Me: “Fine do I have to tell you everything. Repeat after me.”

Me: “SLAP And. SLAP You. SLAP Rush. SLAP Back. SLAP And. SLAP Started. SLAP Banging. SLAP SLAP”

Tara: “And I rush back and started banging. Happy?”

SLAP

Me: “Yeap! "

SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP

Me: "And yeap, good answer! A bitch like you wouldn't of suffer through this if zombies hadn't taken over. Or some kind of shit happening...”

SLAP

ZIP!

I put away the bitch slapper.